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numb fuck 

where a man repediatly smacks his hard cock on a female's twat until it becomes sore. then he takes his hand and smacks the clitoris, and immediatly pinching it afterwards. the man would then take his hands and cuff the cunt as hard as he can to prevent blood from entering the beat pussy. this would cause the pussy to fall asleep. once the cunt turns blue/purple the man grabs his cock and fucks the numb twat. the female should now feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into her pussy combined with an orgasm.
an example of "blood rush" would be someone tightly cuffing your wrist. causing your hand to fall asleep because the hand is blocking the blood from entering through the wrist. and when he/she lets go of your wrist, you feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into your hand. (as described in the "numb fuck" practice.
numb fuck by ST3V3 P. March 1, 2009
Yet another nub variation. This one meaning more than Uber-n00b. This is someone who would totaly suck at life and all things like it. (anyone who knows about G.G. Alen will understand this)
go away you nubfuck!! you totaly suck at wanting to be 1337 you horse raming little shit!
NubFuck by RootsRadical December 13, 2004

numb fuck 

where a man repediatly smacks his hard cock on a female's twat until it becomes sore. then he takes his hand and smacks the clitoris, and immediatly pinching it afterwards. the man would then take his hands and cuff the cunt as hard as he can to prevent blood from entering the beat pussy. this would cause the pussy to fall asleep. once the cunt turns blue/purple the man grabs his cock and fucks the numb twat. the female should now feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into her pussy combined with an orgasm.
an example of "blood rush" would be someone tightly cuffing your wrist. causing your hand to fall asleep because the hand blocking the blood from entering through the wrist. and when he/she lets go of your wrist, you feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into your hand. (as described in the "numb fuck" practice.
numb fuck by ST3V3 P. February 28, 2009

numbfuckingnigger

That nigger you see in the bar drinking beer and flirting to women and they see you and run
John: See that numbfuckinnigger
George: yea he better run
John: Bushwaker

numbfuckingnigger is someone that fucks dogs
numbfuckingnigger by DreaDSkies March 10, 2017

Numb fuck 

Noun. Numb fucker.

Comes from the family of numb nuts.
What. It's empty numb fuck.
Numb fuck by Real grammar wiz September 17, 2017

Numb Fuck 

When a female has too much to drink and feels nothing during sexual intercourse.
"OMG you let him fuck you? How was it?" "Shit, it was just a numb fuck."
Numb Fuck by Verian June 27, 2018