Numlock

Derivative from "Dicklock" as made popular by Bubbles of the hit TV show "Trailer Park Boys".

A dick lock being someone who cant get laid. A numb lock is a nerd who cannot get laid and plays with the numlock key while Masturbating.

Q: Hey where's Simon ?

A: Oh that "Numlock" hes at home fapping off.

by DunkyHazard February 4, 2010

numlock

The most useless button on your keyboard.

I got hungry and ate my numlock

by Joe in the his-ouse October 21, 2008

numlock

not being able to move

Oh crap! My legs are frozen in this ice so therefore I've been numlocked.

by Dj Blackhorse November 29, 2003

numlock

The event that no matter how hard you work on a problem or how educated and tutored you are, you just can't get the right answer.

Did you figure out the square root of 1 yet?
No, I've had numlock all week.

by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007

Nuzlocke

The thing that happens when you kill the Wall of Flesh in various Pokémon games.

It's a Terraria joke. Laugh.
Because iterations of Nuzlocke challenges are literally hardmode.

by Exodim November 30, 2021

nuzlocke

ht tp://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Nuzlocke_Challenge

(Usually recorded into a comic or piece of literature and characters are given personalities. ie. gary the jerk eventually becomes the protagonist's best friend or boyfriend......or murder victim)

(copy and paste, get rid of the space)

Random guy/girl: "Hey, you coming over tonight?"

Friend: "Nah, I gotta finish the 17th page of my Nuzlocke, my eevee died, it was sad"

by Renara October 9, 2013