nubsub

A substitute teacher with one arm. Although not much is known about this poor woman, there are many myths, legends, and controversies. Some say that she lost her right arm during the first world war when a crate of rations that was parachuted from the sky landed on her, or that she lost it in a game of dice. Although no one knows the reasons behind the missing arm, the story of the nub and it's powers are certain. First it has the power to attach to anything to replace the missing arm. For example, after school hours, when she is not substituting, she attaches a stool to her nub and becomes an underground lion tamer.
It also has the power to knock down a mountain in one tap. Even though she only has half of a bicep, no one wants to tango with the nubsub.

Abraham: Yo my homie, where you are you going during 4th hour.

Oliver: I'm headed to English where we have the nubsub... (starts to cry)

Abraham: Oh snap! Make sure you watch out for her leathal nubjab.

by dwaynebank December 21, 2009

nubule

A small, tiny, cute, little blob. The word nub (an actual word) means a small lump. Nubule is the personified, cuter version of that. The word can be found at the massively popular blog dailycoyote.

Charlie is such a nubule; I can't get any work done because all I want to do is play with him.

by ShreveFan January 27, 2008

nubulation

N: the act of pwning; act of owning a noob

Holy crap! His nubulation is 10 times the amount mine ever will be!

All aboard, next stop...Nubulation Station

by Patrick C. January 8, 2008

nubfuck

To fuck with a nub. For instance, if you have no arms, but you have nubs, you can insert your nub into someone else's region, and thereby nubfuck them.

Micaela: "Oh God, your nubs are so tender!"
Nubby: "Yeah, I'm pretty good at nubfucking."

by IndieSnob November 25, 2006

nablus bowtie

Reverse titty-fucking a girl with hummus on your cock.
See Cincinnati bowtie (with the addition of hummus).

I nablus bowtied this lebanese bitch last night. That bitch loves hummus.

by Nabulsi March 17, 2008

Nubcucumber

A new word invented by a girl with crazy imagination.
Nubcucumber, which follows a nubcake, is another veggy alternative for those who don't like cakes.

Guy 1: I eat you nubcake.
Girl 1: No I eatz you nubcucumber.

Guy 1 : Taste my nubcucumber.
Girl 1 : Yark no, it's veggy.

by tugua December 2, 2009

Nuclues

The retarded alternative of saying Nucleus.

Me: Hey Jack, what do you call the core of an atom?
Jack: A Nuclues

by \Scriptophobia August 25, 2020