noonga

a person who is really fucking stupid or acting really stupid

person 1: 2+2=6 right?
person 2: no it's 4 you noonga

by dingleberry3000 March 29, 2022

nongay

A synonym for someone who is definitely straight. A nongay is typically defined by his/her gay friends.

Hector is nongay, the complete opposite of his gay friend, Daisy.

by Daisy Gaylia April 29, 2008

nyonga nyani

is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm using ones hands and arimis lotion or vaseline as lub

After six months of dry spell boy alinyonga nyani.

by BornStunner December 27, 2019

nongajibgang

someone who doesn't know how to get the words out so they say nongajibgang instead of talking like a normal person.

person 1 -* trying to talk but cannot*
person 2 "your such a nongajibgang"
person 1- "nongajibgang"
person 2" lit bro"
both together- "gang gang"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

nongayway

Defines an approach, method, technique or tactic to befriend or otherwise get close to a person of the same sex for business interest or other personal gain without any sexual pretense or intention

I met an amazing guy at the bar. We hit it off and made plans to start a concierge chef business. I love him in a nongayway.

by DaveMars June 21, 2021

nonga

Nonga is a word invented by one of many Mohammeds. It is used for someone who is a complete dumb fuck, or used to describe a situation that one cannot use other words for.

Guy: *breaks glass*
Gang Nigga: "You fuckin nonga"

Guy: *vapes*
Gang Nigga: "yeee, fukin nonga cunt"

by BJMonsterCock December 5, 2018

Noonga

A noonga is Australian slang for someone who is referring themselves as an idiot or something that they have done stupidly.

“That was a stupid thing to do, ya bloody Noonga”
Or
“It’s your other left, ya noonga”

by Miltalie April 25, 2020