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nostritch

The uncomfortable sensation inside your nostril, that cannot be relieved unless you dig deep inside. Experienced primarily a few days after clipping your nose hairs, as the sharp ends of the growing hair start to itch.
Damn bro, I can't take care of this nostritch with all these pretty femininas around
by jargonjay September 28, 2011
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nostril fucker

this nostril fucker just just cut in front of me on the highway
by filkro June 2, 2009
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brown-noser

a person who tries to please (esp. one's boss) so much that their nose turns brown from kissing their ass.
That brown-noser got my f#@king promotion!
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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nosuk

A guy who is always out of his mind and cant say names correctly
He is such a Nosuk!
by Shuichi aka Emo boy June 28, 2021
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Noser

A person who cares just enough to wear a face mask, but can’t be bothered to have it cover their nose.
Ugh, another Noser in front of us in line. Seriously, pull up your mask or just leave.
by Poopman69420 July 3, 2020
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Cosa Nostra

"Our Thing" or "This Thing Of Ours". The real name for the Mafia. Cosa Nostra is a crime sydicate that began in Sicily in the mid nineteenth century. A "Made Man" is a man that has become a member of Cosa Nostra. According to original Cosa Nostra rules, you had to be of Sicilian descent to be a member, you couldn't have a close relative that was a police officer, etc. Many political leaders have been murdered by Cosa Nostra.
Kiss the Don's ring or die. This is Cosa Nostra.
by Fear The Stiletto August 21, 2011
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Nostradumbass

A person who has amazing, Nostradamus-like powers of stupidity. One with the ability to foretell the obvious future.
Nostradumbass: "Dude, I think we might be about to get hit with a piano."

Simplicio: "No shit, Nostradumbass, RUN!!!"
by the pope June 8, 2004
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