nostrich

when you're dumb enough to classify for a hardwood dining table and misspell the word 'nostril' at two in the morning and hate every ounce of your brain cell with passion

'hey look i can sing with my mouth closed.'
'okay but can you sing through your nostrich'
'did you just-'

by iraLuvsDisgustingbeans June 4, 2020

nkostrich

Nkostrich is the name given to those that ride ostriches has a sport , their life revolves around going throughout the plains on their ostriches has a sport. Nkostrich are also know to be very moody when called shiny.

Dee-that nkositrich though
Tony-he is so shiny omg
Nkosi-damn you im an excellent nkostrich rider just look at my ostriches powerful legs

Tony- does kfc do fried ostrich legs
Dee-ostrich riders are too nwagy

by tony1998 June 1, 2014

Nostricles

n.: the mustache-like appendages emanating from the noses of Chinese dragons.

I saw a groovy painting of a dragon at the Met. It had really long nostricles!

by Phil O'Halloran, Novelist November 19, 2019

Nostriah

Good at everything except for fortnite

Fuck Nostriah all my homies hate Nostriah

by Nostriah December 2, 2020

nostricles

Noun. You place your testicles over someone's nostrils - giving them nostricles.

While JR was asleep, Schwen gave him a teabag, followed by Arabian goggles, and finished with his signature move - nostricles.

by Perv December 12, 2008

Nostrilphilic

A person who finds nostrils to be the most sexually appealing feature. See also Nostrilphilia

Looking at flaring nostril sexually arouses a nostrilphilic

by Strancap September 17, 2015

Ostritch

a seedy looking man who thinks hes a teacher and a good one but isn't. He is also sexist and likes to tell people off and send them outside for something someone else did. Also like to play movies really loud and has an irritating voice. Oh and watch out for the look people its deadly.

Bob: Omg what is that
Fred: it's the ostritch RUN!!!

by Chodus chomper September 9, 2010