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Normalised Kunis Unit

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.
"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"
by Dg3097 November 24, 2014
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Normalsee

Seeing what you consider to be a bit of what you think is normal in this drastically changed world.
Finally I got some Normalsee watching Pat and Vanna on TV, and it for some strange reason was comforting.
by Cadillac Crumb June 12, 2020
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Normalizing Thesaurus

Corporate Media resource to describe donald trump's treasonous actions with bland terms
The New York Times reported on donald trump's speech at Mt. Rushmore as "ominous," which is a word journalists found in their Normalizing Thesaurus. "ugh, those fucking guys" Carl exclaimed after reading his morning paper
by Uncle Joosie July 6, 2020
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Normalist

An individual who settles for social standards, and disregards seeking change for his or herself.
An example of a NORMALIST would be Someone who constantly listens to the media, or someone who is conform with dressing according to whats in-style.
by Julian Rosario March 3, 2009
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normality

A variety of mental illness typified by symptoms such as an incapacity to differentiate oneself from others, an obsession with the maintenance of meaningless rituals provided these are also prevalent among others, and a pathological gullibility towards claims made by others with the same condition.

Sufferers often experience acute delusions, such as the belief that the present global system functions effectively.

People suffering from Normality can be extremely dangerous in large numbers, since they often maintain that only their own interests and needs, and not those of other psychological groups, are relevant in determining social policy.

Normality is currently incurable, although some evidence suggests that MMR vaccine offers a potential cure.
Unfortunately, the majority of psychologists and psychiatrists are among those suffering from this disorder.
by Andy April 22, 2004
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nocialize

to ignore friends in public for your smartphone
Oh no, i nocialized someone!
by Contributer2007-2016 April 17, 2016
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noratize

Noratize/noratized is defined as trying to move a bite of food or drink to your mouth and the food drops onto your chest, leaving a stain on your apparel. The origin stems from the traditional meaning of Nora, being elegant, light, or honorable. So to Noratize yourself is a wink to the elegance of spilling something on your clothing.
Wow, you really noratized your shirt with that pasta. Nice job.
by Henmich January 23, 2018
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