by ilib February 2, 2010
Get the Noobertia mug.When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner”
Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”
Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”
Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”
by Professional squid September 24, 2020
Get the mega dank nooner mug.A wheelie so good that the front tire points to our lord and savior valentino rossi. If your bike does not die from oil starvation are you even popping a wheelie
by Jon nicodem October 15, 2020
Get the Super mega dank nooner mug.A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.
by steveweree June 28, 2010
Get the Jobbie Nooner mug.Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".
by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003
Get the nooner mug.When one uses ones lunch hour to pursue solo sexual activity; aka the guy wanking in the stall or being Jackie Wang in the parking lot.
Mike says "Hey Ron, want to join us for lunch?"
Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."
Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."
by The Darling Darkling March 2, 2010
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