Noose

A sacred happy rope

I’m gonna kill myself I’ll use a noose

by ArcticSpartan08 October 3, 2019

Noose

Noose a device that is used to kill yourself wih Jake Paul along with his brother Logan Paul and their fans were the reason this is popular again

Wow Jake Paul is such a cunt he should use the noose

by NooseLord August 20, 2017

Noose

Mans greatest invention

Joe: can you help me I’m depressed
Ned: Yeh here’s a noose!
Joe: Wow thanks man!

by FijianFisher August 7, 2018

Noose

Mans best friend

Man 1: what are you doing
Man 2: just taking my noose out for a walk

by Meow1273 February 20, 2019

Noose

Something used to finally kill yourslef after being told to kys by one of the friendly lolitsalex fanboys on the internet! You can buy a noose at the store!

Go and hang yourself with a noose, you child molester.

by boatglitch May 21, 2018

Noose

someone who makes you feel like you want to commit suicide every time they speak, conjuring the image of them being the noose tied around your head as you are about to hang yourself

wow jacob is being such a noose today

by darsenbrindel January 25, 2011

a noose

another term for your asshole; often mixed up with the item used to hang yourself

I have to shit so bad my a noose is about to explode.

by hold up and hold my johnny February 6, 2018