noobhater29

some dumb ass fuck who plays roblox

hey noobhater29 why do you hate noobs when you are one

by not noobhater29 July 27, 2018

noobchats

Noob chat is used in online games and chat programs. Many noobs use this method to "communicate" to one another. Translators are still baffled by the complexity of their language. Chating like this is found only by smacking ones head against the keyboard repeatedly...

English: hey guys good job on the dragon
Noobchat: ima HAXOR LOKOKLKOLODKSqaasfdopgjadlksjbhgvkjasdgn;oifha UBER LEET!!!

by THE ROXXER HAXXOR ÜBER LEET March 23, 2005

noobatical

a break in the playing of a particular game by a noob in order to hopefully recover from their noob status.

That's the tenth time in a row I've lost im taking a noobatical. Hopefully a break will help me get back into my groove.

by aweTastic October 20, 2008

noobeatter

Cock = HUGE

i wish i had a noobeatter

by chillpill9623 November 24, 2011

Noobhammer

Slang for a weapon in PlanetSide, the JackHammer, which is felt by all that don't use it; to be strongly unbalenced.

JH User: HEHE I PWNED YOU, U R TEH SUXXORS

Non-JH User: you have no skill you just use the noobhammer

by Scythan August 17, 2003

Noobhammer

Derived from the Jackhammer, a triple barrel shotgun in the game www.planetside.com that used to deal a massive amount of pwnage up close, as a triple barrel shotgun should.

It got nerfed into oblivion, now only newbtards that missed the patch notes and 1337 twitch kiddies keep using it.

OMFGWTFBBQ Noobhammer suxzor !!~TILDE!ONE

by SidVicious March 1, 2004

noobchat

The art of giving up the usual way of typing with fingers and taking a more direct approach, by slamming your head against the keyboard in a sporatic fashion.

Dude you suck at typing, you might as well just noobchat..0

This is a actual noobchat sentence-jghautjhio3w5jgiojohiyjl857398w4etuo;

by Melvin the Deranged Psychopath May 13, 2005