noobatical

a break in the playing of a particular game by a noob in order to hopefully recover from their noob status.

That's the tenth time in a row I've lost im taking a noobatical. Hopefully a break will help me get back into my groove.

by aweTastic October 20, 2008

Noobite

A person who is , from the get go, a noob, normally told by they're friends to get on the game to help them be noobs. A group of noobites can be called a noobite colony, swarm, flock, or pack.

We were having a good game, until a noob came in. It wouldn't have been a problem, until he envoked the noobite packs by calling in his friends.

by Akalay February 28, 2011

nooblit

a nooblit is something like a noob, however, a nooblit or "noobling" is more innocent, less of an asshole, more of a newbie, a mix between noob and newb, generely friendly, nooblits, sadly, sometimes simply turn out to be your average noob...growing up isnt always easy..

Person 1: your a nooblit?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: awwww, cute!

by Ciaran Malone August 3, 2007

Noobator

Some one who either fails or is really bad at masturbation.
Mostly used in online games while flameing some one.
In rare instances may be used in the real world to flame some one.

1. oh my god!!! you stole my spawn, you noobator!!!
2. ahhhh I am such a noobator, i ripped my scrotum.

by f22ace248 January 14, 2008

notbait

this is an acronym for the phrase, Never On Time But Always In Time. It refers to the idea that everything does not have to happen just so. Sometimes you have to allow for flexibility. Punctual people do not like the idea of notbait. If an event starts at 7:00 and you get there just as it is getting underway at 7:10, you are not late, you are notbait.

Just in time. Having something ready, not when they WANT it, but just before they NEED it

the train is leaving in 5 minutes...why isn't Dave here?
Don't worry, he'll be here. He is Notbait.

by notbait May 23, 2006

Noobitron

Someone so noobish that the word "noob" is not adequate. Also appropriate to refer to such persons as: 'tron, noobface, nooblet, noobtard, and nooblius maximus.

Jeff: What the hell, did you see that 16-year-old a**-face just cut me off in his stupid little Toyota Yaris?
Mark: Fu*kin' noobitron.

by Scotty TJ December 4, 2010

noobitis

A severe condition that results in the noob gland becoming gradually inflamed to the point by which exposure to the individual (whom has nobitis), can cause yourself to contract the disease. Caution must be taken when encountering an individual with noobitis, as one may become a noob themself. A terrible, terrible fate.

Bob: "Oii, you hear about Paul?"
John: "nah, what happened?"
Bob: "They wanted to take him to the hospital, supposebly he is suffering from noobitis. The doctor told me not to visit otherwise I'd land up there too"
John: "tough.. I hear that disease can be fatal.. What a poor, poor noob"

by harry_the_second April 24, 2011