Nonnaphile

Noun – A person who is sexually attracted to nuns.

Freddy was a real nonnaphile, and couldn’t get to sleep each night without his monthly glossy copy of Nun Juggs and a tub of hand cream.

by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011

Nonnaphilia

Noun – An obsession with nuns as sex objects. Overt acts, including taking sexually explicit photographs, molesting nuns, nocturnally stealing their nunderwear and exposing one’s genitalia to nuns are all crimes. Also treated as a mental illness, the nonnaphile’s therapy can be quite protracted and may include being forced to eat rats, toads and snakes, being dismembered alive, smothered in fire and brimstone and be broken upon the wheel.

Nonnaphilia today is more demonised than any other crime; even rape and murder. Nothing so enrages public opinion as the discovery of a nonnaphile ring, or solitary inadequate exposing himself in the park to nuns hurrying back to the convent for evening mass, or buying them sweets so that he can touch and stroke them, or even worse :(

by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011

Nonay

A Gaming Company That Helps To Support Other Games

I Love To Play Nonay’s Games

by Nonay September 12, 2018

Nonnamin

To assure somebody that you know what they mean as they or you explains something or a situation

I need to get the truck fixed and back on the road nonnamin

I had a different colour one for each day of the week nonnamin

by Yupyupyanonnamin December 28, 2021

Nonnahs

An especially intelligent and handsome example of the human male species usually found memorialized on street curbs.

Nonnahs was on his way down from colorado when he had a slight delay involving a California volleyball team on tour

by Sniggins May 8, 2003

noonay

A remark or declaration describing the satisfaction or joy upon seeing someone you haven't seen in a long time.

Noonay! It's so great to meet up with you in such a place! How's life?

by missnatalie March 20, 2009

nonny

n., Short for Non-boyfriend boyfriend - A boy, who, with a girl, fulfills all the lame boyfriend duties, yet receives no benefits. A Nonny remains a Nonny, because he thinks he has a chance with this girl, but she thinks that he is her best girlfriend.

See also The Carter Transitive Property

Lame boyfriend duties:
1. Listening to how bad their day was, everyday!
2. They call you to take them to pick up their car, when it is in the shop
3.They ask you to get them hard to get tickets to a football or basketball event. And you usually pay for it

by the ? man September 5, 2005