non-offensive swears 

See Father Ted

"FECK! FECK! FECK! FECK OFF!" - Father Jack

non-offensive swears by Mister Ignorant March 31, 2004

non-offensive swears 

some people are stupid....
"arse" is the Australian way of saying "ass"

ill kick your arse
basically the same as "ass"

non-offensive swears by skip June 18, 2004

non-offensive swears 

What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.

Oh my gosh!
What the heck!
Oh my good lord!

non-offensive swears by ArcticFox January 9, 2004

non-offensive swears 

Another Non-Offensive swear:

"C-less Castle"

If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).

"You know what you are? You're a C-less Castle."

"What's that?"

"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"

"Umm, 'Astle'?"

"Yep!"

non-offensive swears by Java July 16, 2004

non-offensive swears 

fargin bastige!

f-ing bastard!

non-offensive swears by sparky December 5, 2003

non-offensive swears 

"Fetch" for "Fuck"
"Gol" (short for 'Golly') for "God"
"Heck", of course.

Mormons are great sources for psuedo-swears. Check out my site for more fake swearing.
http://www.cafepress.com/shamelesshumor/643594

non-offensive swears by Shameless Creations July 23, 2008

non-offensive swears 

flickin' = fuckin'

non-offensive swears by Anonymous October 3, 2003