noodled

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"

by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008

neddled

When your woman wants too much sex and your penis has been bruised irreversibly resulting in excrutiating pain and lack of performance. If not given time to rest the penis may shrink into the size and girth of a jellied eel.

"I got neddled last night."

by Anton Merlin Tabarn June 4, 2006

Noddle

A slang term for mucus or "boogers"

"I sneezed and a little bit of noddle came out of my nose!"

by Mikami Teru January 20, 2009

Noodled

To be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.

Pirates have been noodled by His Noodly Appendage.

by A Pirate June 25, 2012

noddle heed

A word used In Scotland by the young teams in shawhead TYB to slag someone with curly hair

Hawl u ya noddle heed

by Young AJ January 2, 2017

Noddle

Noddle is a verb of the act of nodding to what someones saying without actually paying attention to what is being said. Like when your talking to someone boring so you just nod and say uh-huh

"I can tell you arent listening"
"I am listening"
"No your not your noddling its rude to noddle!"

by C.T Tracy December 20, 2022

tol noddle

a tol noddle has exactly the same meaning as smol bean, except a tol noddle is tall and lanky. sometimes spelled tall noodle.

me: noah schnapp is such a smol bean, but finn wolfhard is a tol noddle.

by whatthefuckdidijustaccomplish March 28, 2018