Noah's Ark

"I call that girl Noah's Ark, shes as wide as an ark and guys often try to board her 2 by 2"
by orlo January 31, 2009
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Noah's arking

Shitting in the shower and watching in go with the flood
He shit in the shower and watched it go with the flood, he was noah's arking
by Maverick_007 January 06, 2022
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Noah's Ark drunk

The state of drunkenness that ensues when you drink the entire contents of a hotel room minibar. Coined by comedian Artie Lange
Todd drank all the mini bottles of Drambuie and Wild Turkey 101, then barricaded himself

in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.
by Badwig March 12, 2022
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Noah's Ark-ing

To take things two at a time, most generally referring to food.
Kim is just Noah's Ark-ing the watermelon!
by Kickn Scream June 15, 2011
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nasty noah's ark

When someone is passed out on the bathroom toilet everyone in the house jerks off on his face. After group ejaculation is complete a jar of olives is dumped on the victims face representing the olive branch in the noahs ark fable. To simulate the biblical flood the tub is plugged and ran on full as well as the tiolet made to overflow. When the victim realizes his demise he is laughed at and dubbed noah for the remainder of his life. If pets are present in the house they are all locked in the bathroom with the flood.
Willy passed out at the party last night and everyone there pulled the old "nasty noah's ark" on him. We all laughed and started calling him noah.
by Josh sindermann March 22, 2008
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3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark

When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.
Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.
by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019
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Noahs lost ark

When your having sex with a girl and you can't make her pussy wet therefore your ark won't sail
Jon prayed to god when he couldn't make Kate wet because he's heard about noahs lost ark
by Indian spice May 09, 2014
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