No-namer

A sexual act where a man with a large phallus inserts it into another mans less significant phallus. The term no-namer is given because it is too horrific for any known words to describe it.
Dude, Shane Diesel just did a no-namer to an asian man!

Chris: Where's Lannin today?
Daniel: He stayed home 'cause he's still sore from getting no-namered last night.
Chris: By who?
Daniel: Sam.
by Animal Cracker Bill March 04, 2009
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Namer

A male who is so undeniably sexy that women cannot control their own natural urges to make sweet love to him.
I wish i was Namer.
by . June 13, 2004
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Namer

Noun.

A person who puts a character name infront of posts while roleplaying. Usually a newbie in a chat room.
yuna: i r a gewd rper
by Link Akami April 13, 2005
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NAMER

Someone who uses specific names of people they know or themselves on this website.
by Action Squirrel April 05, 2003
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middle namer

When someone uses their middle name as the name they wish to be called.
Usualy people do this to be different as their first name is common or boring.
Teacher calling out the register:
"David X Louvett"
David: "Please, call me Xavier"
Me: "middle namers are so lame"
by MattTheJackass November 06, 2005
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big namer

woah krippen is a big namer sign my profile please
by Flexxingonniggas May 11, 2018
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Petty-Namer

Used to describe people who keep on submitting names of their friends or ex's just to trash them or to make a "joke". Similar to the Petty-Namer is the Read the fucking text above this desc box before posting another shitty personal "joke".
Person 1: Oh god, every time I go on Urban Dictionary to vote for words, there's always tons of definitions by Petty-Namers
Person 2: (Insert name)- Great person, waifu material, always has haters on her back cause she's awesome. Sorry (Insert rival name) you couldn't come to my party but your boyfriend sure came.. TWICE!!
Person 1: what the... I didn't think fuckers like you existed outside the internet.
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