No Speaka Da English

What illegal immigrants say to Americans when we ask them to do anything

-“excuse me, can you please move your 3 shopping carts out of the way?”
Illegal- “me no speaka da English”

by Lalagirlamerican September 16, 2018

no do da booty(no doubt about it)

no doubt abot it you say this when ur trying to be funny and saying somthin at da same time

is that the key to your door?
no do da booty
ha ha

by Jack Park March 29, 2004

da goat no cap

an Instagram meme started in rappers comment sections by prodbyzaqq on IG.

Drake da 🐐 no 🧢.

Snoop Dogg da 🐐 no 🧢

Yeah he really da goat no cap

by lilzaqq October 19, 2021

don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

What you shouldn’t do unless you wanna get a ring a ting ting a ding dong. No cap on god. Once I did it to Macky Attacky and I got ringed down wit da choppa like a johnnyboi14chikn eating chicken and Mario. No cap on god. It won’t be so fire low-key if you do it so neva eva eva mess wit da choppa no cap

Dumb Idiot: Hewo me wanna diss on da gang
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: no neva eva diss on da gang no cap
Dumb Idiot: Da Gwang Is Kinda Like Chwickn
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: so what my g no cap on god
Dumb Idiot: Without Ranch and some chwedda chweese
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: damn that hard we tellin choppa no cap
Dumb Idiot: NO PLZ DONT TELL DA BIG CHOPPA I DONT WANNA GET RING A TING TING
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: *whispers to da big choppa no cap* plz ring a ting tong ching chong flabading dong king kong to dis guy he diss on da gang no cap on god 4 da gang
Choppa: on god bruv. RING A LING A TING TONG
Dumb Idiot’s Friend, Dumbass: That not very nice.
Choppa: YOU DISSIN ON DA GANG NO CAP!!!! RING A LONG A DING DONG
Jacky GDAWG from da gang: that why you neva eva mess wit da choppa low-key or else it gon fire you down kinda dope no cap fire on god bruv
Choppa: hell ye he right bruv don’t mess wit da choppa no cap

by Mario hehehehha May 1, 2022

what da heeeell oh mah gawd no wayayay

what da heeeell oh mah gawd no wayayay is used when inspecting someones goofy ahh shoes

yo look at my new shoes i got the brand new 1, 2 buc-
what da heeeell oh mah gawd no wayayay
nigga

by onlyhumanafterall May 4, 2023

no days off

the constant grind, hustle, and struggle, usually to show the level of tired someone is on

'bout to hit up these weights #nodaysoff

Maaan, I ain't going through THAT again, no days off...

by thatbawss June 18, 2012

No day but today

A chant made by the HIV+ characters during "Life Support" in the Musical Rent. This cry means to live each day as if it were your last. Most of the characters that come across this song do not have much time to live, so the only thing they can do is (not jump over the moon you rentheads) live each day one at a time, and never look back. Used in "Life Support", "Another Day", misc. exerpts in the musical, and "Finale B".

"I live each moment as my last
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road,
No other way
No day but today."
-Another Day, sung by Mimi Marquez.

by kydie November 28, 2005