One of your close bros, that will randomly just ninja dip on you during any given point of the day. Frequently uses excuses such as but not limited to the ever popular I have a ton of homework, the frequent slam piece, or even the I'm hungry even though I just ate dinner.

Example 1
Guy 1: Yo where did anthony go?

Guy 2: Man he just bailed hard for that slightly hot DG

Guy 1: He's sucha dippopotamus.

Example 2
Guy 1: EDDIE !!! where are you going!!!

Guy 2: I'll be right back just gotta do something real quick

Guy 1: Fuckin dippopotamus.

Dippopotamus by Edward Terrell October 24, 2011

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Hippopotamus Cooch

Used to define a chubby, wrinkled, to' up twat.

Star Jones wearing spandex looks like a hippopotamus eating a lemon. Star Jones has hippopotamus cooch.

Hippopotamus Cooch by JesusChristSupaFreak March 28, 2005

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Nichopotamus

A five year old child characterized by sloth, powerful jaw muscles and the ability to put away large portions of cooked vegetables in one sitting.

Where did all the canned corn go? The Nichopotamus wouldn't eat anything else for dinner but eventually he'll be six so lighten up.

Nichopotamus by HardLard February 13, 2010

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sippopotamus

An individual who sips on their drink for an unnecessary amount of time.

Lauren has had that drink for an hour! She is such a sippopotamus.

sippopotamus by flammy2010 April 24, 2010

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