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Niplastic

Erect nipples, prominently displayed on a set of bolt ons.
Her headlights are niplastic! Salute to the Dr for the tit job!
by Alpha Male December 21, 2014
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Nipplitis

Swollen erectiveness of the nipple (or nipples) due to physical (or in some cases, mental) stimulation such as; licking, flicking, biting, sucking, freezing, burning (candle wax), piercing, applying anything mentholated, slamming in a door, stretching because you used them to hang heavy objects from, etc. Shredding of one's upper garments, damage to glass and accidental injury to others are common due to the knifelike nature of the affected nipple.
It must be colder than a witch's titt today 'cuz I've seen a shit ton of nipplitis!
by GiggaJen March 10, 2019
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Nipplitit

When you see someone that you don’t know if they are a girl or a boy.they don’t got tits they don’t Got nipples ,they got nipplitits
Dannnggggg look that persons nipplitit
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Nipplitis Giganticus Majora

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.
I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!
by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008
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nipplesticks

nipples that protrude from the manboobs and are elongated to look like long sticks.
My ex-boyfriend had unfortunate salient features, including nipplesticks.
by jollyranchero99 August 8, 2010
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Nippletickler

One who likes to tickle nipples. This can also be used to call someone a clown, jokster, goof, crazy, etc.. Some people you can just tell by their appearance that they are nippleticklers. Others it takes a little more research to discover this.
"Dude did you just see that chick? she was freakin hott."

"ha yeah, whatever you little nippletickler."
by Lukefrizzle November 17, 2011
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nihilistics

The Legendary Punk & Hardcore Band From 1979 To The Present .
The Legendary Punk & Hardcore Band From 1979 To The Present.
See: nihilistics.com, myspace.com/nihilistics
by mort diebold September 26, 2007
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