A quiet Midwest party goer that transforms when he/she becomes intoxicated. You are guaranteed a fun time with a Niles around. Best known for the first person to do a titty luge but has countless party tricks that will make anyone laugh.
Did you see Niles last night. His fly was down, he’s ass was out, and he was swinging his arm like he was stirring a giant pot of jambalaya. He is such a riot, bless any women who ends up with him.
A kind and compassionate person. He's stubborn but protective, funny, underestimates himself, and when he cares about someone. He really cares. He's kinda shy when it comes to the person he likes. But he still has enough courage to ask them out whenever he feels is right. He's also hot, and ripped af.
Niles, the type of guy who lives breathes fucks tesco and would do anything to get a sniff at a girl called chloes arse. Tends to hang round year 10 disco's buts it's okay as he's Niles. Also shit at fifa.