nigganometry

The study of the basic ways of life for a nigga.

"Damn, he a professional in NIGGANOMETRY dawg!"

by HomieLauncher February 14, 2017

nigganometry

Math that only makes sence or pertains to the nigger; mathmetics of the nigger.

Q:
How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:
No consistant answer, however, the sum of niggers can be deduced by using a variety of nigganometry theromes and postulates.

by The Boston T-Bag March 29, 2007

Nugenometry

Someone who is a professional at the art of growing marijuana. Or someone who is extremely well versed in recognizing/judging different kinds of bud.

James should teach nugenometry, he knows his shit!

by mitzticals March 10, 2009

niggonometry

A scholarly course that educates ones-self in that art of bein' a gansta bitch-bangin po-9 cappin' nugga

At first Robby was a straight up honkey, but only after 11 classes of niggonometry he'll pop any mo' fucka in da ass witout hesistation.

by Poops McGhee May 5, 2005

Nigometry

The black form of Geometry.

Its like how Ebonics is the black mans form of English

White man 1: What is this crap?

White man 2: Its Nigometry

White man 1: WTF is that?

White man 2: Its geometry for black people

White man 1: Ohhhh I see

by LAWlerCOPter March 25, 2010

Figonometry

Complex modeling that involves balancing statistical analysis with common business sense and gut feeling.

The FY 25 estimates didn't make any real sense until she applied Figonometry to rationalize her model.

by ReverseSort September 21, 2023

The Theory of Quantum Nigganometry

This Theory states that if two lanky ass niggas orbit around the same fat bitch, quantum fusion occurs, giving the fat bitch endless energy until she inevitably collides with the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Leading to a chain reaction that tears a hole in the fabric of space-time.

Joe Gatto discovered the theory of Quantum Nigganometry from illegal experiments conducted behind the scene of their hidden camera tv show "Impractical Jokers". He is facing four consecutive life sentences.

by quaniggadris December 29, 2022