A form of math pertaining to activities CERTAIN people partake in. This includes welfare, drugs, whores or pimping, unemployment, and a slew of other activities.
Please solve the following nigganometry question:
You have been fired from your 3rd janatorial job this month for showing up to work high once again. If you have contacted 2 of the necessary 3 potential employers necessary to get your unemployment check, how many more potential employers must you contact?
A. 1
B. 5
C. Shit, I'm too high for this
D. -2
You have been fired from your 3rd janatorial job this month for showing up to work high once again. If you have contacted 2 of the necessary 3 potential employers necessary to get your unemployment check, how many more potential employers must you contact?
A. 1
B. 5
C. Shit, I'm too high for this
D. -2
by Totally not a racist...I swear September 18, 2010
Pronounced (Nigah-naw-me-tree) is the study of niggas. This involves studying why niggas lie, why they play girls, why they cheat, why they are hoes, why they play tricks on everyone, why they don't like labels, why they don't text back, why they are so conceited and their origins
by Swagonometery November 30, 2016
"I was taking Nigganometry class with Mr. Haydt this year, and learning a lot about when the Americans took the Africans from Africa and brought them to the United States to make them slaves!"
by Lloyd Leis September 15, 2005
This Theory states that if two lanky ass niggas orbit around the same fat bitch, quantum fusion occurs, giving the fat bitch endless energy until she inevitably collides with the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Leading to a chain reaction that tears a hole in the fabric of space-time.
Joe Gatto discovered the theory of Quantum Nigganometry from illegal experiments conducted behind the scene of their hidden camera tv show "Impractical Jokers". He is facing four consecutive life sentences.
by quaniggadris December 30, 2022
Inmate 1: I heard that new guy is in here for theft
Inmate 2: He's got a bachelor's degree in Nigganometry.
Inmate 1: That explains it, and his skin.
Inmate 2: He's got a bachelor's degree in Nigganometry.
Inmate 1: That explains it, and his skin.
by Dr. Ray Pissed November 23, 2024
noun mass noun
The branch of hood culture dealing with the relations of niggas with their money.
Derivatives:
nigganometric | adjective
nigganometrical | adjective
Origin:
Early 21st century : from modern hood culture
The branch of hood culture dealing with the relations of niggas with their money.
Derivatives:
nigganometric | adjective
nigganometrical | adjective
Origin:
Early 21st century : from modern hood culture
by Gay nigga fuck s April 17, 2022
The highly pigmented man named Jamal biggins used his Nigganometry to rob osama bin ballin the local 711 worker.
by HeyMacklemorewannagomunting May 06, 2024