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nigganometry 

The study of niggers; one adept in the field of nigganometry is very knowledgeable in the lifestyle of niggers.

Nigganometry is an essential skill in black neighborhoods. A crash-course in nigganometry is strongly reccomended for white people who plan on spending any amount of time in a black neighborhood.
Black history month is the time of year that the world scratches the surface of Nigganometry.
nigganometry by crimson neck April 17, 2011

Nigganometry 

noun mass noun

The branch of hood culture dealing with the relations of niggas with their money.

Derivatives:

nigganometric | adjective
nigganometrical | adjective

Origin:

Early 21st century : from modern hood culture
Ayo my nigga how are you holding up with all the nigganometry in the hood?

Nigganometry 

Inmate 1: I heard that new guy is in here for theft
Inmate 2: He's got a bachelor's degree in Nigganometry.
Inmate 1: That explains it, and his skin.
Nigganometry by Dr. Ray Pissed November 23, 2024

Nigganometry 

The act of learning how to rob effectively
The highly pigmented man named Jamal biggins used his Nigganometry to rob osama bin ballin the local 711 worker.

The Theory of Quantum Nigganometry

This Theory states that if two lanky ass niggas orbit around the same fat bitch, quantum fusion occurs, giving the fat bitch endless energy until she inevitably collides with the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Leading to a chain reaction that tears a hole in the fabric of space-time.
Joe Gatto discovered the theory of Quantum Nigganometry from illegal experiments conducted behind the scene of their hidden camera tv show "Impractical Jokers". He is facing four consecutive life sentences.

niggonometry 

The process of selling dope to your teacher so you can pass the class without knowing the material.
Gangsta 1: Daymn! How'd you pass this math class? You can't even divide!
Gangsta 2: Son, im using niggonometry.
niggonometry by Jedd & Alex June 30, 2006