Nigelitis

An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.

Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>

by udu_ May 23, 2009

Niggitis

After eating, smoking weed or drinking alcohol a strong sense of exhaustion tiredness or sleepiness takeover.

"I ate so much food im extremely sleepy now, i have a bad case of niggitis"

by Definitionof Beauty May 5, 2018

nigeritious

when you tired, sleepy, exhausteed from bein so full of food

i got nigeritious

by true hispanic December 26, 2009

Niggaritis

A condition where black people must sleep immediately after eating.

"That fried chicken was so good it's making me tired. I can feel my niggaritis kicking in right now....."

by Dionysia June 21, 2005

Niggaitis

A cultural term used by African Americans to describe the sleepy feeling that comes from eating too much food.

I've got the niggaitis and need to take a nap now.

Mama Duke's cooking always give niggaitis.

by Berry August 16, 2004

negritis

The sudden and often unexplainable feeling of sleepiness or sluggishness after eating a meal, especially a large one.

"Man, I just had a big lunch. Now I got a bad case of negritis.

by jamesalan August 14, 2006

nigeritist

When you eat too much food, you get tired after and cant do anything.

Josh: Inder whats wrong why cant you work?
Inder: That Zane fucker fed me too much Pizza Pizza now i have nigeritist...
Sam: Damn u got that nigeritist eh!

by BTown OGs October 6, 2011