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Nissan Altima 

The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.

1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)

2008–2013 (coupe)

5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)

6th gen August 2018 to present.

Now for the real definition,

Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.

You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking

The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female

Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or

Baby momma.
Nissan Altima , the prefered choice of car

By 304's and baby momma's alike .
Nissan Altima by Blu_leef January 19, 2023
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beautiful brown eyes. so nice and just perfect all around but she will kick some ass if she needs to. she stands up for her friends and has a lot of friends. she doesn’t think she’s absolutely beautiful, perfect, cute, and just flat out amazing and she will fight with you on it. nessa’s get fucked over by guys a lot but a lot of guys want her. if you are lucky enough to date a nessa then never let her go and don’t even try to cheat on her because you will never find someone better.
“hey did you here that he’s dating nessa?”

“ya he’s one lucky guy. he better never let that girl go”
nessa by hehdhdjsnd February 24, 2019
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NessaCRY 

A lazy way of spelling necessary. Invented by Nicki Minaj.
Is it nessaCRY for you to be here?
NessaCRY by febsweetie3 October 23, 2011

nissan altima 

The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.
“Damn bro I think she’s the one.”

Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”
nissan altima by Mirgdorl June 21, 2022

nessa sharted 

nessa sharted is when nessa sharted herself on live and blamed it on bryce hall.
charli: hey did you see that new dance on tiktok?
dixie: no but nessa sharted on josh’s live though
nessa sharted by garrett graham August 8, 2020

NessaThaBesta 

A girl that is ghetto and has ghetto friends but thinks she is not ghetto.
Damn that girl is a NessaThaBesta and doesn't even know it
NessaThaBesta by brianwankenobi April 30, 2009
Typically the name of a female that is tall and extremely beautiful. Niesa is very shy and awkward. It's easy to make a Niesa blush. Every once in a while, Niesa will crack a sexual joke that leaves anyone listening on the floor. You couldn't chose a better friend. Niesa is loyal and will always be there for you when you need her.
Wow, she turned out to be such a Niesa.
Niesa by Dan Whitesides February 19, 2011