Mange Newts

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).

1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

by Reaper of the Corn March 23, 2011

Poots on Newts

The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.

Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!

by 0H N035! August 5, 2010

Figgy Newts

a rightious man. Cool person to hang around, knows how to have a good time. The strong silent type - quiet exterior. Very huggable, cute/nice.
nice to cuddle with-spoon?

smart/funny when u get to know him. Great person to get to know, and to talk to. listens well.

by Mahamad December 14, 2003

Figgy Newts

a rightious man. Cool person to hang around, knows how to have a good time. The strong silent type - quiet exterior. Very huggable, cute/nice.
nice to cuddle with-spoon?

smart/funny when u get to know him. Great person to get to know, and to talk to. listens well.

by Mahamad December 14, 2003

Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011

Pew News

The most reliable new source on the internet. Run by the man who runs the most popular review show, Meme Review, and the most popular series, YLYL, Pewdiepie. The show is hosted by Gloria Borger, pronounced Glor-ee- ah Borg-ah.

You watch Pew News last night, big stuff happened man.

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

newtsexual

Someone who is in love with Newt from The Maze Runner series.

person1: Hey whats your sexuality again?
person2: Oh im Newtsexual, meaning im in love with Newt from TMR series!

by Edmund Pevensie December 29, 2020