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Newmarket Jambalaya

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Typically occurs when a girl is going down on you, and she inadvertently gags while sucking on your balls. While gagging, her gag reflex causes her to regurgitate and throw up on your package as you cum; and in the process, cannot stop cumming during ejaculation.
DB 1: "So what happened last night with that Biddy you took home from Libby's?"

DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."

DB 1: "And...."

DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."

DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."
by Hession April 20, 2011
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neymarzete

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A die hard of Neymar Jr that doesn't just love Neymar for his looks but also his great football skills ;usually Neymarzetes are also Culés
"yesterday a Neymarzete got a picture with Neymar at the airport"
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Newarked

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When something is horribly broken or out of order.
Girl: "My mom says you're stupid, for being in a band"
Frank Iero (From My Chemical Romance): "Tell your mom she's newarked."
by one-four-three June 8, 2011
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Newarked

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1. To get your car stolen.
2. When your car gets chopped up for parts.

verb
Jeff: I hope we don't get "Newarked" tonight.
Nataly: That would suck...I just bought this car.
by Dr. Reggie Love February 2, 2009
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Social Netmarketing

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Using social networks to promote and/or market your product and/or brand.
MTV should get a "social netmarketing" award because of all their activities on MySpace and Twitter.
by mikedelgado February 19, 2009
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Newmarking

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Newmarking refers to the act of attending social gatherings, parties, or family functions and convincing oneself that it is acceptable to operate a vehicle and drive home despite consuming alcoholic beverages. The term is derived from the concept of rationalizing or justifying the decision to drive after drinking, often associated with the well-known figure Pinot Paul Pelosi, who symbolizes a person who tends to downplay the risks of driving under the influence.

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Pinot Paul Pelosi:
Pinot Paul Pelosi is a symbolic term representing an individual who downplays the risks of driving under the influence, particularly associated with the consumption of Pinot Noir wine. It reflects an irresponsible or dangerous attitude towards driving after consuming alcohol.

Rationalize Ride:
Rationalize Ride refers to the process of justifying or rationalizing the decision to drive after drinking, often fueled by overconfidence or denial of the potential dangers involved.

Inebriated Ignition:
Inebriated Ignition describes the dangerous act of starting a vehicle's ignition while under the influence of alcohol, risking the safety of oneself and others on the road.
"After several glasses of wine at the dinner party, John found himself newmarking and attempting to drive home, convinced he was perfectly fine behind the wheel."
by Heynow September 15, 2023
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NewYarkers

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NewYark is a place where everyone famous goes. But there are a hundred other cities I would rather go to first, than New Yark. No problemo - say what ever you want about them - NewYarkers are too busy being famous to read sites with word things.
NewYarkers are very proud of his achievements - he is the king of those word things
by McKenna from the Hall April 13, 2020
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