Newlands

To describe a girl, whom is either crazy or seems to get enraged at here partner for no reason.

last night the wife was being so newlands

by Steveyg January 13, 2009

newlyfed

The name of a newly released federal prison inmate who has been out for less than a year.

John: How long have you been out of federal pen?

Floyd: Man, I haven't been out not even a year.

John: Oh hell, you still a newlyfed then!

Floyd: Yep.

by K-Wye November 14, 2010

Connor Newlan

A term used to describe an irresistible hunk of a man. Someone that Ladies and men want to be with and men want to be.

Bro that was cool but it’s no Connor Newlan

by fan_casts May 31, 2021

Newlyweds

Noun.
1. A couple who has not been married long.
2. A show on MTV featuring Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

1. "The newlyweds were married a month ago!"
2. "Honey, Newlyweds is on!"

by Kellie November 30, 2003

neilyn

The most amazing, beautiful girl to ever graze the earth. A girl that can change your life before you even know what happened. A girl that you want to be with for the rest of your life. A girl that leaves you completely lovestruck. The girl you dont let out of your life no matter what. A girl you can trust with ANYTHING. A girl you never forget. The girl i fell inlove with. The most amazing thing to ever happen to me.

i love you neilyn...

by kung-fu panda (^_^) April 11, 2009

Newlands

A girl/woman/female who loses her temper and/or gets enraged at her partner for no apparent reason. She will often, out of nowhere, get incredibly angry at her partner for reasons that defy all forms of human logic and understanding.

"You see that girl. She's a proper Newlands. I saw her the other day explode at her boyfriend and all he did was buy her flowers."

"Sorry man, I can't come out to night. the GF is being a real Newlands"

by C2Theris February 19, 2009

Newlyweds

(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick, Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.

"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"

Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.

by G-Union January 21, 2004