newborn kitten

When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.

"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."

by KRiver February 6, 2015

newborn

A person that is twenty one or younger

He's 18 a newborn and she's a 35 year old cougar

by Prince Kush October 1, 2009

newborn

- A person who experiances an intese onset of a trip

- First time trip

damn after that girl kicked in she was a newborn

by Joeycracks October 21, 2007

Newborn Hatian

When you take a hot shit and even though it's your own work it makes you want to choke.

Man, I had a Newborn Hatian this morning. It stunk so bad I almost threw up!

by miggelzworth October 19, 2010

newborn

It is a town in Caloocan City in the Philippines, where geniuses, thugs, Gs, haters, and rural people from the country settled.

pertaining to a neonate, 28 day old infant

Fizzle: What up, nbb..where you from?
NBB:Well, im livin in Newborn, kid...d'yah know that?
Fizzle:Umm...i'm sorry, never heard of..


Oh! What a cute newborn!

by newbornballer June 25, 2005

newborn baby

Relating to the stationary position of a person who has been violently murdered; a person who has been brutalized in a gang fight.

Damn son, I found this nigga layed out like a newborn baby on 71st.

by J-Qwon November 25, 2007

newborn

when a chick completely shaves the pubes off...smooth like a newborn

Q. Landing strip?
A. Nope, newborn, baby

by who f-ing knows August 20, 2006