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netheism

Hard atheism without any supernatural belief.
Being a netheist, supersymmetry is false-religion to me! I accept only statistically significant experimental data! Netheism doesn't accept Jesusifications!
by dragonfΙy July 29, 2018
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The Netherlands

A small country in Western Europe which maintains an illusion of insignificance while it is actually controlling the world through a shadow government and a international underground tunnel system which they use to control the world's supply of Clogs, Tulips, Cheese, and other farm products. One would think Cannabis to be included but it is not actually produced in the Netherlands. It's allies are BeLuxiumbourg, and the People's Republic of Canada.
The government of The Netherlands is displeased with your findings.
by Blumiru May 9, 2010
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nether regions

The area between a person's(male and female) legs; the crotch, the groin, the area where reproduction and the removal of bodily wastes occurs.
1.During cheerleading practice, while Jennifer was performing a cartwheel and the crotch of her outfit accidently slipped aside revealing her nether regions, little did she realize that Mick, who was jogging on the track nearby, caught sight of her wardrobe malfunction and suddenly had the irresistable urge to chuck it in her.

*a few days later...*

2.When poor ol' Mick accidently dropped the soap while using the prison shower, he had to bend over to pick it up, but this put his ass and nether regions into view, giving the other boys upstate a grand opportunity to tailpipe him and ram his shit in the wrong direction.




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by Mark H February 14, 2005
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netherlandians

The netherlandians are the people of the netherlands
Friend: What are people from the Netherlands called?
Me: Netherlandians

Friend: No its the Dutch you fucking retard
by add my snap: kschmidtb December 9, 2017
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playing with the bishop's nephew

"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.
derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"

ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."

derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."

ronny: "what'd you do then?"

derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."

ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."
by pat seick February 5, 2010
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nephew

Snoop started using nephew to try and get people off of using the n-word all the time. Means the same (ie brother), but in a less aggressive/derogatory sense.
what's crack-a-lackin nephew??
by jerome November 21, 2003
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netherparts

sexual-specific parts of the anatomy below the belt.
"So I went on this amazing date last night with Chris and we had this electrifying first kiss...it totally made my netherparts tingle!"
by fiercefemme1425 October 19, 2010
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