nerk

Nerk, Nerking, to Nerk, Nerks. pronounced "nurk"- noun, person. verb.

1. noun- A cheap or uninteresting friend. One who is unassuming and generally pretty lame.

2. verb- To not really be doing anything. i.e. sitting around at home, watching television.

1. "Hey, look at that cheap nerk over there."

2. "Hey, Jim, what are you up to today?" "Oh, not much Ricky, just nerking around like a nerk."

by Nerk Nerklinsonsensinsensons. July 25, 2009

nerk

A word used to stand in for any other word, which is useful for when you cannot think of the right word.

Sam: This pizza is so good, it's just like... nerk.

Ned: Quit nerkin' around, Sam.

by ne_d January 16, 2009

nerk

nerk is a mix of the word dork and nerd. it comes in use when you or someone you know is being well a real nerk.

"you're being such a nerk"

by ashliegh16 February 20, 2009

nerk

a nerd and geek at the same time.

you are such a nerk

by rad rebel November 1, 2017

nerk

contraction of the words 'nervous' and 'jerk'; asshole-ism caused by anxiety.

"i was on my period so i tried to dump my boyfriend on his birthday. i'm such a nerk!"

by r___x June 16, 2008

nerk

random noise.

nerk

by cassie and tammy :D May 4, 2003

nerk

Nerk is a slang word for penis. Usually used with the verb "jerk." A good word to use when you are surrounded by bros and you are explaining a situation in which you masturbated, or you received a hand job.

Also can be used as a verb. the verb tense is a situation such as jizzing on a girls face.

Joe: Dude, I wanna jerk my nerk so bad right now.

Brian: So she was jerkin my nerk and then i said kaplow!

Dude 1: Dude! i was getting my dick sucked, and then i nerked all over her face!

by zing zong! February 21, 2010