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neckrection

distended neck and chest area usually accompanied by reddish flushing of the upper chest, neck and face of the individual experiencing the neckrection.

Usually neckrection accompanies or occurs subsequent to sudden bursts of rage, and oral ejaculation of saliva during the neckrection and use of profanity by the individual presenting with the symptoms described herein to characterize and define the term in question.

Neckrection was first observed in an adult human male who owned a small business, endlessly micromanaged and flew into a rage at the slightest hint of challenge from a female employee. This "Boss" was not seen exhibiting the neckrection when challenged by male counterparts, but instead experienced the condition often referred to as "whipped" or "wimped out".
When Christine refused to help him put the dead dog in the dumpster, Dr. Shimmelhoffer began screaming at her, thrusting forward his neckrection in an act of control.
by Marcel Marceau April 23, 2011
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Nephrection

When one becomes aroused talking about kidneys, kidney function, electrolytes, or looking at urine.
Omg, Lewis had a huge nephrection today in conference with that guy with hyperkalemia.
by Gingerbred Dan May 29, 2019
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nerection

A nerection is an erection of a man or woman's nipples that can happen when cold or horny
Teenage Boy #1: Hey did you see Veronica Mars on TV? She had a sexy nerection!
Teenage Boy #2: No but I saw Tina Heron's nerection on PornHub.
by GEN_Cody January 15, 2016
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Neverection

Its when an Asian has such a tiny dick that when they get a boner you can't really tell.
Starts off 1 inch, grows to 1.5
Ugly chick: Oh jongseong your dick is so small!
Jongseong: yeah bitch suck my neverection
by asiankilla August 6, 2012
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