ner

When you are too lazy to repeat yourself or even say 'nevermind' to a person who never hears you after two or three tries you reply with 'ner.'

You: Man I'm so sick of algebra right now Mrs. Smith doesn't know how to teach.

Friend: ...(no response)...what?

You: I'm sick of math Smith can't teach for shit.

Friend: ...huh?

You: Ner.

by Saint15 February 24, 2009

NER

Non-Existent Relationship

1. The transition period between singlehood/"just friends" and a committed relationship

2. More than a hookup, but not quite a relationship

3. For people in friends with benefits relationships who want to deny it

4. The relationship status "it's complicated" on Facebook

Girl 1: Is he your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Ner...

by latticewalls December 18, 2010

Ner

An exclimation used when something is not working properly, or when someone says something stupid.

Your computer crashes you say, "Ner!", or Jeff says, "whats a chode?" you say "Ner!"

by morpheus October 19, 2003

Ner

No. Nope. Hell no. Your mama look like gravy and rice.

You want some grits? Ner.
You want cornrows? Ner.
Did your EBT just get declines? Ner.
Are you onlys on that welfares? Ner, I be on dat food stamps to. (This grammar mistake is intended. This is created by a white person who cannot leave the grammar mistake unexplained.)
U got Sprint? Ner, I got Boost.
Can I get a quarter? Ner.
Sir you want it buttered on both sides? Ner, I want it butteredonbofsides. BOF SIDES.

by KalRog December 18, 2012

Ner

slang for boner

Dude! Calm your Ner, Kate Upton vid ain't goin nowhere.

by AlaskanFranswah December 07, 2012

Ner

The sound a cow makes. Commonly mistaken for the more popular but incorrect 'moo', Ner is actually the documented sound emitted by cows when they express themselves.

Ner!

Cows go ner.

by Pureghetto October 09, 2004

no-ner

when two people rub noses in an affectionate way. also known as nuzzling

Ashley loves it when Samit gives her a no-ner.

by AnnArbor September 06, 2008