nephling

A failed attempt at creating a gender-neutral term for nieces and nephews. It fails because it is based on the word nephew. If I hear you say this word I will throat punch you.

John: Hey Joe. Have you seen this picture of my nephlings?
Joe: *throat punches John*
John: *dies because he was stupid*

by funnyfornicatingfeces September 4, 2012

niephling

niece or nephew; patterned after sibling ("sister or brother")

All of my niephlings attended my mother's -- their grandmother's -- funeral.

by inVinceble88 April 13, 2022

niephling

niece or nephew; patterned after sibling (sister or brother)

All of my niephlings attended their grandmother's -- my mother's -- funeral.

by inVinceble88 April 13, 2022

Nepkling

nep-k-ling
A person who is simultaneously your nephew and your sibling. Formed when your brother and your mother have a child together.

“Family dinners got weird after my nepkling learned about recessive genes.”

by Fligsters May 11, 2025