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Neking

To have to evade some so desperate that all they do is talk out the side of they neck

No consideration for how stupid they sound there only goal is to produce more words that doesn’t make sense to make on studder

They sPoNgBOb ing to they fall over and die 💨🥵
🌬🌬🌬
“Yo what’s up my dude”
...
“Hey wassup ya down in the dumps a some”
...
“You wanna maybe go an get some da eat I was ...”

“Let me stop u there I am a tad bit upset sure but I they way that uve approched me I might care to get some thing to eat thx”
{Duut dutt dut}
“Hey I I was just wondering a where we going”
“Aigh look you really out here talkin out the side a ya neck if I walked away from you why ya follow me do ya not have any where to go”
“Well I”
“What spit it out u didn’t have a hard time before or are u just neking”
“What neking”
“Ahhhight nark keep neking”
Shhpht duu duun rhhuuun... rhhut
{Chhht}
“Alr come on”
“Huh”
...
by Nippi kay June 19, 2021
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Nekes

Nike name yet name of a person...

Origin from a world NMUONEKE (an igbo name)
First to answered at Obibi Ochasi, Orlu Imo Nigeria.

Wealthy named person is Nekes
Question: whi apple gadgets in ur room huh Ebuka?

Answer: aww i'm Nekes
by kingsley1 October 8, 2011
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NEKEDE

The word NEKEDE means unimaginable stress.
A place where stress is been produced for students to test their might.

If you think are strong and can overcome any stress in life without passing through this institution, PLEASE kindly cancel that thought.

It is one of the most prestigious and top notch institution in Africa as a whole.

Those who graduated from this institution are always very successful wherever they find themselves. And also they can conquer any amount of stress in life.

A student with upper credit here is similar to a first class student in any university in the world.

The Institution key core value is intense study and neatness. YES, neatness is 100%.

Don't try them when it comes to calculation courses. Their students will knock you hands down. Especially the "Accounting" students. They have a very good flair for calculations and evaluation but their weaknesses is they feel they know much more than their lectures and tend to go extra mile in all activities which sometimes causes their downfall in results. But on rare occasions.

Nevertheless, just know if you get admission here. Make sure you have got the balls to pass through hot fire with brimstone. Because out of 100% of students who got admitted only 30% graduate, due to intense stress and thorough education.
If you think schooling is easy. Try NEKEDE.
by Macjosh February 12, 2020
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Neked Reszeltek

When you did something horrible and ur parents take ur keyboard and ps5 controller away.
Dominic: Dude my parents took away my keyboard because i spilled the coffe and broke my kids monitor
Akos: dude, Neked Reszeltek
by black_jesus_42 March 8, 2025
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Neked

The correct way of pronouncing the word “naked” according to that one retard nigger Jaiden.
Ew, is that Jaiden. Don’t talk to him, he pronounces “naked”, “neked”.
by Hdsieheysutsysus November 28, 2020
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Neked Reszeltek

When you fucked up for good and ur parents take away your keyboard and ps5 controller
Dominic: Dude just i spilled the coffee and smashed my kids tv
Akos: Dude neked reszeltek
by black_jesus_42 March 8, 2025
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