Neglected brain-matter

Its when parts of your brain go mush and stuff. It is abbreviated as NBM

Guy with NBM: "You smell like turkey. I'm a Train."
Other Guy: "Woah man, you got a serious case of Neglected brain-matter!"

by n00bs4sale September 5, 2016

neglected whirl

Spinning a dick(ala meat spin) in an attempt to get an somewhat uninterested partner erect.

Feeling that her husband has been ignoring her sexual desire, Jane tried giving him a neglected whirl while he was reading the paper.

by pippipong February 27, 2015

neglected human

A safe word for a white person to use when they have the impulse to use the n-word.

You're such a neglected human.

by fadeismyname August 5, 2022

neglected gem

When there's an obvious hidden gem shows up in front of a content creator, often off-topic, they neglected it, act like nothing happened, and never reviews about it. They may hide, delete, or ignore your comment if you ask for it

When something is so interesting but nobody reviews about that, not even someone with a good attention to details knows or wants to review about it

"I'd seen Dancing Bacon bought an ice cream or something on a vending machine in Taiwan (video uploaded around 2020) and there was a Sumikko Gurashi machine (may contain gacha eggs or random toys) next to the machine they used and it looks so catchy, but sadly, they won't try that machine, although their topic is mostly about foods, sometimes inside vending machines, and rarely about household gadgets. Such a neglected gem and nobody have uploaded a video about it, and there's no search results for that thing"

"Sega produces toy laptops that none like other toy laptops, which are lame and just like toy phones that only makes sounds and having a mock-up screen. Available in Sumikko Gurashi (San-X license) and Dinosaur version. Their toy laptops runs an OS that boot fast like old gaming consoles, capable of using keyboard and mouse, and has tens of games. Unfortunately, these are neglected gems since no tech reviewers have reviewed these laptops and analyze the components. I cannot express my amazement fully since most or all the videos about it are comments disabled"

by PuniUwUCute April 24, 2023

Neglected to mention the drag

When you grossly underreport the circumstances of an event in a desperate attempt to save face and escape the consequences of your negligence.

GM's Cruise robotaxi company filed a report with the DMV regarding an accident in which a robotaxi hit a pedestrian and drug them 20 feet. The company is now being held liable for filing a false report, as in their report, they neglected to mention the drag, which caused the victim serious injuries

by Spirit Bear November 15, 2024

Neglected Thoughts

No it isn't. This is another attempt at devaluing genius. I think the thoughts you think AND BETTER ONES. You do not do that.

Hym "No these are not your neglected thoughts asshole. If you were a genius at my level of magnitude... You could have done what I had done. You are not that. You wouldn't have figured out Einstein. I could have done what I did 4 years sooner."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2025

Don't Neglect the Balls

Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.

Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"

by PhailBot June 14, 2010