Needlerat

An IV drug user who will say anything, fuck anything, and do anything at the prospect of getting high.

Yeah bro, I hope you didn't give that needlerat $400 to fix her car, you know it's just gonna go right up her arm.

by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020

Needle Fart

When you force a fart out so hard that it causes a sharp pain in your asshole, as if the fart were made of thumb-tacks.

I tried to push out a fart really quickly to impress my friends. It turned out to be a needle fart, and I thought my ass was bleeding.

by FartDoctor December 19, 2010

Needle in a Haystack

(figure of speech) referring to something small that is difficult to find in a large space, it quite literally would be like searching for a needle in a haystack, obviously nigh impossible.

Finding your dick to take a piss must be like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Tsyklon Be September 3, 2017

needlehead

Person engaged in the act of needling someone (ref. needle) on a regular basis.

"That clown was giving me crap all night, what a needlehead"

by Woo Ha March 3, 2005

needle game

An IWBTG fame in which it is nothing but spikes.

Paragusrants when playing a needle game: MOTHERFUCKER

by Sheogorz September 27, 2013

Needle Noodle

Male genitalia that is flaccid and skinny resembling a needle as well as floppy like overcooked pasta.

Ben:"Wow did you guys see Chalsens Needle Noodle with the condom still on in Seaside?"
Shea:"Yeah, it looked like a tapeworm"

by KamaCoskey January 3, 2009

Nerdlebrity

a person who is a celebrity to nerds, the most well known are Chris Gore,Chris Hardwick, Kevin Pereira, and Adam Sessler

person 1: Chris Gore is such a Nerdlebrity

person 2: A Nerdlebrity? like Chris Hardwick?
person 1: Indeed.

Chris Hardwick: excuse me Sir Gore do you agree with this definition?
Chris Gore:Mmm yes, indubitably my good sir.
Chris Hardwick:Teas and crumpets and whatnot

by EmperorOfNerds October 12, 2010