muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

by Mr Poop April 10, 2005

soft necking

The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.

"Dude! You're soft necking, sober up!"

by babybeem December 20, 2014

Obama Necking

While passing cars on the highway that display Barack Obama bumper sticker(s) you turn your head while passing to see if the driver is black or white.

"Man, I almost rear-ended somone this morning on my way to work. I saw a Honda with an 'Obama 09' sticker and I was so busy Obama Necking that I almost slammed into the car in front of me."

by Young79 October 21, 2008

Neering

The title for a movie soon to release that on the BruvRuv YouTube channel

“Hey have you seen the Neering?”

“Yeah man I can’t believe ***** was the killer”

by Summer Drift August 30, 2021

Necking

THE "hip" word for kissing and making out when I was a young teenager in the 70's.

"Rick and I were necking for hours in Carla's bedroom! I STOPPED him from putting his hands down my pants though - I wouldn't go THAT far!"

by ClairBecker May 23, 2018

nickeling

1. the process of licking someone's nipples

2. a step above second base
3. caressing the breasts using ones lips or tongue.

After everyone fell asleep, things got pretty hot and heavy between Sally and Chris on the couch in the corner; I heard there was even some nickeling!

by bananapeels08 August 31, 2009