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Nertathlete

The rare condition in which oneself is both categorised by being smart and athletic. This extremely rare occurrence can be further broken down into two categories.

I. Nertathlete: This nertathlete through no fault of their own is invariably a social awkward. Because they are good at both being smart and athletic they are unable to constitute being social at the same time. This is not a problem however as they are generally well mannered and liked by most people even though they have poor social skills.

II. Nertathlete 2.0: An improvement on the Nertathlete, and rarer still then the original. The 2.0 version exhibits social ability and generally is capable of communication with others and being cool. Because 2.0 version exhibit social ability, they may be disliked by some people as per the like/dislike paradox.
"That kid, is he a nertathlete or nertathlete 2.0?"

"I don't know, go ask him. If he stumbles at being socially interacted with we know what the answer is."
by MCJesC 2.0 January 21, 2009
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nertlerb

An attention whoring device preferred by urban bovine.
That cow on the internet won't quit using that stupid "nertlerb" word it made up.
by boxcar_fritz December 28, 2009
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nertz

You won't shove over? Nertz to you guys.
by piratesse September 1, 2006
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Nertalize

To poke somebody in the belly button.

It can be used around people that dont know what it means to make you look like youre gettin some.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally nertalized my girlfriend after that party last night!
Guy 2: Way to go man! *walks away slightly confused*
by Tiarathefailface October 10, 2009
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Nert

A NERT is a person who spends all their time playing minecraft, and barely goes outside.
Did you see Gerald?? He’s wearing a minecraft shirt. He’s SUCH a nert.
by ThisIsMeSen March 24, 2022
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neat nert

Any person who appears gay; a word created by Robert S. after he discovered rainbow hair.
Pappy saw the rainbow hair on a girl at the gas station and said, “She’s a little neat nert”
by Neat Nert June 6, 2021
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Nertz

A fast paced, real time, multiplayer card game in which each team/player has their own differentiated deck of cards to play with. The object of the game is to be the first team/player to get rid of their 13 card (or whatever number is predetermined) Nertz pile by playing a multiple solitaire style game.
The National Nertz Association is an organization that focuses on the promotion and welfare for the game of Nertz.
by nertzfan October 15, 2007
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