Fr*nce

home of all the laziest sloths and baguette devouring rioters

"oh look at that lazy man, he must be from Fr*nce"

by AntiFr*nceleague August 23, 2023

Reli-AI-nce

(noun) – Total dependence on AI to think, write, or express yourself.

“My Reli-AI-nce is getting scary — I used AI to draft this apology and it made me cry.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

NCEA

NCEA (No Chance of Educating Anyone) is New Zealand's revolutionary consistent and fair national qualification for secondary school students and part of the National Qualifications Framework (NQF).

* School pupil’s geography essay marked as excellent by his teacher
* Essay won a national geography award as judged by university lecturers
* Essay also selected for publication in official journal of the Geographical Society
* However NZQA moderation declares essay did not meet required NCEA standard and should have received a failed grade

by Amitabha December 22, 2008

ncert

a public syllabus of how to get depression in 12 years or 12 years of rigorous test if you will get depression or not

he studied NCERT and suffered from depression

by thebadfaceguy May 8, 2018

ncea

1/The official qualification for New Zealand High School students.
2/Alarmingly sub-par. Used by New Zealand's social commentators in a striking display of wit.

1/Dude 1: Hey I just got 4 credits for writing a CV!
Dude 2: You're kidding me! I just worked my butt off to get four credits by communicating perceptive and comprehensive insight into an aspect of the classical world, in a manner which displays flair and/or original thought! No fair!!
2/Guy in newspaper: ...the whole thing is completely ncea...

by Steve_the_Panda December 15, 2008

Ncedo

She is a such an amazing person. Great listener. She shows up for her friends. Loyal to a fault. Will protect her loved ones, if need be. Unpredictable. Adventurous. Viby and Rare. It is hard to find her kind.

Guy: Hey What's your name?

Me: Ncedo (short for Noncedo)

Guy: Wow,beautiful. I've heard that, 'Ncedos' are hard to find and they are one of a kind.

Me: We're Rarebreeds.

by anonymous January 28, 2021

ncea

Stands for "National Certificate of Eductaional Achievement". The New Zealand high school qualification standard. Replaced National Certificate in 2002 with much controversy because it is flawed in many ways.

Person1: "Yo, how many creds did u get in level 1?"
Person2: "81"
Person1: "Whata lazy cunt I got 284"
Person2: "So, you get nothing more than me we both passed."

by anonymusapotumus March 10, 2005