napstick

Chapsticks for noobs

^Evolution of Terms^ see:

newbie
noobie
noob
naab
nub
nap
chapstick
napstick

*DSFCHOOT is spectating a group of hostage campers
|BHD| DSFCHOOT: OMFG!! what a bunch of f00kin camper lamers

*RCCSTEBB sees this and adds his contribution
|BHD| RCCSTEBB: Rofl Kartoffel! loosors FTW! Kthxbai

*DSFCHOWE concludes
|BHD| DSFCHOWE: napsticks

by timittytim April 25, 2006

nadstic

Someone or something that is beautiful and kind. Someone that can blind you by their beauty.

The woman I work with is beyond nadstic.

by NKJA June 9, 2021

yardstick

a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore

holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"

by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007

nardsack

The sack that holds your "nards"... a "scrotum" (abbr. "scrote"), or "ballbag" ("baw'bag" in scotland). Also known as the "wee guys' hammock" since it is the resting place of the little baby machine spermees.

'Watch it, or I'll boot you in the nardsack so hard it'll bust, and you're wee guys will spill freely onto the floor"

by The Little Lebowski June 21, 2005

Tardstick

An idiot, exactly 36" of imbecile.

He's a tardstick, he thinks addiction is a disease and Obama was a great leader.

by erbilohcan June 2, 2018

Nardsack

Often refers to someone in baseball with unusually large testicles making it uncomfortable to manoeuvre them self in a comfortable manner. One who is called ' Nardsack' is prone to lash out after making an error.

Team mate: Way to go Alex you really blew it.

Nardsack (Alex): I will knock you the fuck out.

by 123450987 September 28, 2013

NASTICKY

A state of being or feeling nasty & sticky.

Covered in yellow cum.

"Boy, I'm feeling nasticky after you gave me that money shot."

by PimpDisco April 23, 2006