naperville

a lame white suburb with lame white people

there is nothing to do in naperville

by momomomom August 9, 2006

naperville

A great place to raise your kids if you want them to be socially awkward homosexuals. This could be do to the large amount of pressure put on kids by their parents to try and act better than and richer than the neighbors. Oh yeah, their forrest preserve is a field. Also, no one cares about how big the high school pool is or the "awesome" marching bands. When it comes down to it, all kids from Naperville are socially retarded.

No, seriously, every man I've met from Naperville is gay.

-"Hey, where's that rainbow coming from?"
-"Naperville"

by Thank God I'm not from Naperville April 24, 2006

naperville

a town that most people think is a stuckup place but we r really fortunate to live here and its a great time. sure theyve got the typical suburbanites, pressuring their kids to do well. but we also have great families and friends and fun block parties and great times together before u judge this place come on out and live here for 10 yrs like me (and also i no the boys here are smokin cuz i live here im in 7th grade)

"Naperville...land of the lemon bars"

by Napervillian Chick April 18, 2009

naperville

a stuck up rich town with nothing for teenagers to do.

"Hey you want to go to naperville"

"No way man, that place is full of anal grease!"

by Kyle February 29, 2004

naperville

A very prestigious white town with very nice people and very fun things to do. Median house prices range from about $400,000 - $4,000,000. Rated #2 to live in the United States by Money magazine.

"Hey man I live in Naperville"
"Nice man, you must be pretty cool"

by Naper Hater October 20, 2015

naperville

Naperville, n. A prodigy in the online poker community, notorious for his tournament strategy and uncanny instincts. A Naperville is also known for having great luck. (see greg raymer, GB from the SE, luckbox, chris moneymaker). According to the Law Of Bennett, any Naper in good luck will stay in good luck. To sum up "good, solid poker" play by Naperville, if you are allin preflop against The Naperville, have some anal lube handy... gg

"search for naperville on pokerstars, hes at a final table in $11 rebuy"
"i know, i've been watching since he 2-outed that guy allin preflop for a 750k pot"
"you mean the hand before he dodged 41 outs allin on the flop?"
"No, when the flop was AK4 and he had AA to KK for 900k"
"oh yea, naperville plays good solid poker"

by ross hannay June 28, 2006

Naperville

A New Money suburb located 30 minutes west of Chicago. Naperville is mostly middle to upper middle class. Naperville's recent notoriety has given it's residents a false sense of affluence. not all Napervillians suffer from affluenza (a terrible disease where you believe that you're superior to those around you) in fact, some are devout Christians who spend their free time doing charity work... This town also has a large variety of activities for people of all ages including Rib Fest and Last fling. the main high school is Naperville central. ranked among the top 3 high schools in Illinois. the school is going under a $84 million renovation as of 2009. The majority of Naperville's resident have a certain level of self respect. while it isn't uncommon to find an 8th grader in DTN where no more than a swim suit top and booty shorts. Naperville has the second lowest crime rate in the Midwest 334 bars nearly 5,000 restaurants within 10 miles 4 golf courses 6 country clubs a beach an average bmi of 24(thin) Naperville is extremely diverse and secure. if you feel like being around well mannered considerate people come to NAPERVILLE

Girl #1:" so where are you from?"
Girl #2:"oh, im from Naperville"
Girl #1:" ew you mean that tacky town where the houses have brick fronts and panel siding?"
Girl #2:" That was really rude of you. didn't your parents teach you any better?"
Girl #1:" no, i'm from Winnetka"
Girl #1:"oh, that explains a lot"

by WERTHEBESTNUR2 July 15, 2010