Wendy Nametag

A person who does exactly what other people say.

"You're being a real Wendy Nametag right now."

by Lip Cheese October 18, 2012

Nametag Massage

A nametag massage is what happens when someone has a nametag clipped near there privates and they sit down. It rubbed against the genitals causing excitement.

Renise: God i'm so tired. I'm going to sit down. AHHHH!
Gail: What happened?!
Renise: Oh, it was just a nametag massage

by Chris Doberstein August 17, 2008

Nametag Fellatio

Pretty self-explanatory. It's the use of a nametag (typically attached to a lanyard around the neck) for sexual purposes. One may try to be subtle, and move their head around in around to gain sexual gratification from the inanimate object hanging around their neck, and gently graze at their crotches. Although not intended to be, it's an act thats ALL too obvious.

Billy: Oh my goodness! What is Renise doing?!
Sally: It looks like she's having a go with her nametag!
Billy: EWWW...nametag fellatio!

by hugh.jass87 August 18, 2008

namefag

a jelly bean with a non distinct flavour or colour

Bill: WTF this jelly bean tastes like everything and nothing!

Lucy: That's a namefag!

by JimmyJimBob October 2, 2009

nameban

Nameban is a really strong alpha male

dude that nameban guy is really strong

by triharderhomie7 September 21, 2019

Namefag

To report someone as not using their real name on a platform such as Facebook or Nextdoor in an attempt to have their account disabled, usually in response to having lost an argument with them or otherwise losing face to them. Particularly effective against individuals who have unusual real names.

I got namefagged again on Facebook for the 5th time for not being named Billy Jo Bob Jones or some shit.

by Spirit Bear January 15, 2022

nametagophobia

nametagophobia refers to the hallucinations of small gray rectangles, often referenced to the name tags from the 2009 video game "Minecraft". Some hardcore sweaty players of the game often see these Name tags in the real world. This phobia can be generated by playing Minecraft with other people for long periods of time.

Person 1: "Bro i legit just saw someones name tag" Person 2: "bro we're outside" Person 1:"must be nametagophobia"

by internetwaffles January 12, 2023