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A cowardly person who sees n00bs as weak and feeble people that will be easy to pwn. N00b s33kers usually strike their prey as if they were a wild possum mawling an innocent victim out of rage. A synonym for this word may be pedophile. Pedophiles are known to seek out innocent children and perform unwanted sexual acts on the victim.
I was fucking this n00b s33ker last night who told me she had syphilis right before I pulled my cock out of her ass.
by n00bslay3r December 15, 2008
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n00b scrub

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what people call other people on live or psn when they don't want to prestige on mw2
person 1: you should prestige you're a level 70
person 2: i don't want to
person 1: whatever n00b scrub
by NothingFi April 30, 2010
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n00b store

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an awesome store you can access on Pure Pwnages website www.purepwnage.com where you can buy awesome apparel seen on episodes of pure pwnage and so liek unless your a total n00b go to it
n00b: haha my I pwn n00bs shirt I got from teh n00b store totly liek pwns you n00bs shirts
pwnerer:(punches in balls) I pwned you... fucking n00b(steals shirt and runs)
by Jeremy Pwnage July 30, 2008
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n00b slayor

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a human being who slays a ridiculous amount of n00bs
that guys just pwned my entire army of level 33 dragon kings, fucking n00b slayor
by stefmanxx March 30, 2008
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n00b sauce

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1. when a n00b goes beyond n00b to the point where he is suace....only worse hes n00b sauce
2. when a n00b haXors his way up to a high level through power leveling, gets twinked by a l33t or totally ninja loots all the bad asses helping he is said to be dripping in n00b sauce or a munchkin dripping in n00b sauce
3. when a 1337 455 player totally fucks up beyond compare he is said to have fallen in a bucket of n00b sauce.....tainted bastards shouldn't slip in like that
1. Dude I have met some n00bs before but you are just n00b sauce.
2. WTF are all these crazy haXor munchkins all dipped in n00b sauce doing ninja looting the instance. BOOT THE FUCK OUTTA THEM!
3. How on earth are we supposed to win the raid when all these l33ts are dripping in n00b sauce today?
by TheGamingGuru42 July 21, 2008
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When one who is more experienced comes across a complete n00b and completely pwns him/her in everyway.
Kid 1: What is your best pokemon in your pokedex? Mines a Wartortle!
Kid 2: Mines a Blastoise...

Kid 1 is N00b STAMPED
by Jack Hutchison June 22, 2008
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To call at someone who you find a n00b. Calling is done by saying the word n00b with a varying pitch. Also see: n00b, noob, pwn, pwnd
Someone you think is a n00b walks into earshot of you and your friends. Verbalize the n00b siren.
by Douglas== November 13, 2007
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