nap

often used wrongly by german computer-players for "newbie", meaning an inexperienced player of computer-games.

it is derived from:
newbie ->
noob (phonetically) ->
nub (phonetically again) ->
germans who think this should be pronounced "nap" (phonetically yet again)

Exercia is a nap.
Translates to: Exercia has no clue what she is talking about and should go back to school for some english-lesson.

by dumdidum October 7, 2004

Nap

INTENTIONALLY going to sleep for a short amount of time. Normally 3 or less hours.

Well I just got done with class so I think I'm going to go take a quick nap.

by TRUTHBETOLD45 May 30, 2011

nap

To steal or borrow without permission. Comes from "kidnap," which means stealing a kid.

Al Gore: "Governor Bush, you are not going to nap this election!"
George W. Bush: "Oh yes I am. Heh heh heh!"

Girl: "I'm going to run to the ladies' room. Watch my purse while I'm gone."
Guy: "OK."
(Girl goes to restroom, someone steals purse)
Girl: "Where's my purse?"
Guy: "Some sketchy-looking dude came by and purse-napped. Sorry."
Girl: "What? I told you to watch it!"
Guy: "I did. I was watching the entire time the guy was napping it! What did you want me to do, stop him?"
Girl: "Yes!!!"
Guy: "Oh, well you should have said that earlier."

by Nicholas D February 27, 2009

NAP

Short term slang for "Naptown" aka Indianapolis, IN. Can also be called N.A.P or the NAP.

X: I need to move to the hardest city in the world.
Y: You must be referring to the NAP...
X: Obviously

by sugar dick mcgee June 17, 2010

Nap

The act of providing a level of sexual satisfaction that results in extended rest, disorientation, indifferent disregard of previously scheduled obligations, and obsession.

"The tone of her text messages seems to suggest that she is in need of a 'nap.'"

"Bruh, imma call you back. Let me gon put this 'nap' on her right quick."

by Isaac Lowe January 29, 2017

nap

The act of coercing a partner of the opposite sex into a bed or other location for the purpose of noms, nomming, and other nom related activities.

Hey, do you want to go take a nap?

by theSmoochywolv August 5, 2010

nap

Using one hand, the act of squeezing the thumb and middle finger together, moving the same hand and causing the index finger to strike the surfaces of the thumb and middle finger, causing a percussive sound similar to a snap. Used as a noun or verb.

My hands hurt from napping so much.

Ali G naps several times per show.

by Lennie40 July 29, 2008