Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.

After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.

by MikeInDC August 29, 2017

Methamphetajuana

Smoking meth and marijuana simultaneously using a crack pipe for the meth with a cone piece full of weed placed in the hole at the top of the bowl and moving the lighter above and below the apparatus to make sure both are rolling.

That shit makes me methamphetajuana have another one!

by Skyehi April 22, 2018

Mathamagician

A person who majors in Mathematics at hogwarts.

While the more powerful wizards were studying to become Aurors, James decided to become a Mathamagician.

by AK9oh7 October 12, 2009

mathamagician

Someone who pulls numbers out of thin air, or makes up things involving numbers

Steve decided to become a mathamagician when he decided to write down that he sold 500 toasters when he had only sold five.

by rentaninja November 27, 2010

methamp

a spine tingling gonzo sized adventure without the use of mind altering substances.

methamp is God.

by Jay Ziegler February 12, 2004

MyThai

A MyThai is a hot sexy girlfriend that one picks up while holidaying in Thailand and brings them back to their homeland...not to be confused with the mai-tai drink served at tacky, polynesian themed restaurants.

A MyThai is usually 20-30yrs old, and the ugly man they are with is usually from England, Australia, or Germany.

Guy 1: "Wow, last week you were single, and now you are married?"
Guy 2: Yes, I went to Bangkok and got a MyThai.

by SydneyAus July 2, 2007

methajuana

When your smoking weed and then you add powdered meth to it

Jerry was smoking pot then he added that meth to it and all i could smell was his methajuana

by Bub da anoonymus February 5, 2019