Myles Garrett

When you are playing football and you rip off an opponents helmet and hit the opponents head with the helmet

I’m gonna Myles Garrett that quarterback over there!

by Kidswillbekids November 21, 2019

Myles Kennedy

One of THE greatest singers in rock n'roll history. Can hold his own, right up there with Mr. Robert Plant and Mr. Chris Cornell. Is almost like a veteran in the rock music industry, in that, he has been part of several varied projects before finally finding a place of rest, in Alter Bridge. Has a 3 octave range and is also a very talented guitarist and song-writer. Truly a gifted and underrated musician.

Has recently been chosen by The Dude himself (Slash) to be the lead singer for his up-coming tour.

Sam: You know what the words "Myles Kennedy" is synonymous with?

Dean: No...

Sam: "Myles Kennedy" is synonymous with the word "awesome".

by FunSlinger February 19, 2010

Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.

That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.

by Disgruntled Christian June 24, 2011

Lester The Molester

Grand theft auto term

“Lester is spying on us through the cameras!”

“Lester the Molester back at it again”

by SISHAps May 16, 2018

molestious

giving off an uncomfortable, perverted vibe.

Ugh, my neighbor is such a pervert. He keeps looking over here, he's very molestious.

by theMothershed July 7, 2011

Molestation

A station for moles to vibe and chill without consequence

Mole #1: yo ima head down to the molestation.
Mole #2: Mk
Mole #3: penis

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Molesterol

Molesterol is a substance in your body that increases or decreases depending on the amount of molestation/molesting you experience throughout your life.

Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.

In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.

Example 1:
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."

Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."

by Mr. Marcooler July 24, 2014