MW

modern warfare, a game in the call of duty line

1:oh shit, do u have MW2?

2: lets game this bitch up.

1: hook up the fucking internet cable

2:fucking shoot him

1&2:ahhhhhhhhhhhh

by best gameer in the world November 28, 2009

MW

Morning wood, an erection that is still raging after you've woke up

If i have MW i usually wait in my room and try to think about my granddad naked so my MW goes away

by tory borty May 8, 2013

MW

Abbreviation for Man Whore; derives from men who are complete whores (especially freaky rapist-looking men).

Meg: Yo, Travis is such a MW
Karen: Foreal, dannnng.

by meghan0nicole May 2, 2005

MWS

Morning Wood Syndrome - Waking with an erect penis. Occurs every morning of the world to every male, often at inopportune times, making for awkward situations.

1. "Man, I had to give my oral presentation in class this morning in class, and I was scared to death I was going to have MWS!"

2. "I was being given a tour of the plant, and I'll be damned if MWS didn't hit."

3. "I'm sorry, I can't slow dance with you right now. Why not is something wrong? No, it's just that I have a terrible case of MWS."

4. "Easter Sunday morning at church when the pastor says, 'please stand and sing hymn 416' I have MWS. It never fails."

5. "Every morning I try to go pee, but I can't because of MWS. I have to pull a superman."

6. "MWS wakes me up every morning, and the only medicine is to squeeze one out."

by Billy Jo Thomas April 16, 2008

MW

A beautiful, sunny, warm (maybe even tropical) day, as in "Margarita Weather". Perfect for sitting on a shady porch with a view and sipping one's favorite icy beverage listening to some refreshing tunes.

Jack: sup at your place?
Jimmy: man, total MW here today, gonna hit the beach and then drinks at Fuzzy's.

by Tommy the Kid April 12, 2008

MW#

Overexcitement for the game Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, when a person types in all caps and forgets to take off shift when one spells "3."

Guy #1: DUDE ARE YOU READY FOR MW#
Guy #2: Dude, I think you got too much excitement.
Guy #3: FML MW3*

by Jam Squared December 2, 2011

MW

a sign someone uses to represent the Midwest

Twista is one of the fastest rappers straight out of the MW.

by A.Botts September 28, 2005