Cunt Muzzle

n. A woman who, when in the company of female acquaintances, blocks or "muzzles" their attempts to score with a person of potential sexual interest.
v. To prevent a woman from having sexual liasons.

See: cock block.

Tina was trying to get to know this hot guy last night, but Debbie acted like a total cunt muzzle when she mentioned that Tina is on the rag.

Debbie cunt muzzled Gretchen from making out with Jim by bringing up her massive unicorn collection.

by Captain Kegel February 26, 2009

muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.

A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!

by semicolumn January 26, 2009

Muzzle Load

The sexual act of inserting rock cocaine (Crack) into the anus and then using the partner’s hard penis to push the crack deep into the rectum, resulting in a euphoric high for the recipient.

When we came back from the Alamo tour, Amber took out some rock cocaine and said she wanted a Muzzle Load! I used my hard cock to load her ass with crack!!!

by Panama Pucker June 28, 2022

Jackson County Muzzleloader

Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.

I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.

by Dirt606 February 18, 2021

crusty muzzle

This is when you are having sex and the woman that is so loud, she wakes up your roommates causing you to take the crusty old jerk-off-rag (SOCK) from under your bed and cram it in her mouth.

Kristen was yelling so loud at the apartment during sex that i had to give her the crusty muzzle so she didn't wake you up.

by grimmy December 23, 2005

Montana Muzzle loader

The act of putting your freshly chewed copenhagen wintergreen tobacco into a females anus and jamming it in with your penis.

dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?

Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!

by wu-tang kid September 22, 2011

muzzle diaper

Where political ideology meets the reality of infectious disease; the social dynamics of personal protection against infectious disease have become so polarized and emotionally charged that anyone choosing to wear a face-mask during an official pandemic is automatically demonized.

You can take off yer muzzle diaper now now that the Governor says it's safe to go back to the beach.

by YAWA June 14, 2020