n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.
Mother help, this Mukamel syndrome patient threats to suffocate me by farting. He is spreading mukaka all over the place.
by edipus March 27, 2011
Get the Mukamel syndrome mug.(1) v. The act of having anal intercourse with a cow, which is termed in Iraq a "moo-camel", that is a moo-making camel.
(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.
(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(2) n. A general name for a crafty little person who would sodomize his dead grandmother's corpse to gain social status among his peers.
(3) n. An Iraqi version of mukaka.
(1) I mukamelled that fat cow and had her lick my dirty pecker.
(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.
(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
(2) Look at this Mukamel, so proud of winning the title of the best backgammon player in south west Baghdad.
(1) Now clean all the mukamel you left on your Hungarian stool.
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