mulleting

to mullet: 1) a haircut that slowly grows into a mullet 2) a haircut that has mullet-like tendencies

You need a haicut, you're starting to mullet.
Hurry! He's mulleting!

by vitl August 3, 2010

Marleying

Sending a vague check-in text to your ex during the holidays, ostensibly to wish them a merry Christmas or a happy Thanksgiving. A reference to the ghost of Jacob Marley dropping in on Ebenezer Scrooge on Christmas in Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”.

Wow, my ex just texted me, “Happy New Year! I hope you had a good year.” We haven’t talked since February so he must just be Marleying.

by ExtraVirginMassageOil November 27, 2020

mullering

Ruining something while attempting to fix it, on account of using brute force instead of gentle persuasion.

Bobby replaced the nut with an adjustable wrench, mullering it into position. "That should hold it," he exclaimed triumphantly. Sonia watched with disdain. "Sure," she said, "if we never have to replace the wheel again. That's totally cross-threaded."

by sticky10^76 June 22, 2009

mileying

acting like a spastic, immature drunk 15 year old while portraying a gansta ho

Joan has been mileying all night long, someone needs to sober her up before she makes too much of a fool out of herself

by jazzroz September 4, 2013

muteing

The act of peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise.

She was right outside the bathroom door so I was muteing.

by g-hack February 22, 2011

mulesing

sliced away skin and flesh the size of a dinner plate from around a sheeps anus and tail with a pair of shears and without anaesthetic. Done because the folds of skin around this area are "undesirable" in the wool industry. Truly disgusting.

They were maliciously mulesing the sheep before bringing the sheep in the be slaughtered.

by Jenn January 3, 2005

MutteringDeath

Name used online to virtually harm others.

The name comes from Vietnam. The vietcong used to call the helicopters "saghasjlgj" which translates to "MutteringDeath" ; because American helicopters used to pwn nub villages and Ho Chi Ming lovers........and it sounds like somebody muttering while their flying.

Hater of the news guy with initials HR.

"MutteringDeath pwned that nub, w00t!"

"MutteringDeath destroyed my pissant village and killed my family, but then he left and now i'm gay for Ho Chi Ming."

HR: "I'm here in Vietnam today to talk to some squinting eyes about the battles in Vietnam's war with America, hello my fine lad, you look like you finger your hole, do you have any stories about the war with the evil empire?"
Viet Cong: "I was just minding my own business mining ore for Nod, when MutteringDeath shows up to destroy my base"
HR: "Wow sounds like fun"
VC: "No it wasnt fun you cunt, all i hear is this whub wob whub wob whub wob, and then there were bullets, bombs, and fire all over"
HR: "Is that the noise now?"
VC: "What are you talkin.....Oh shit he's back"
HR: "Aw lame, he just shot my arms and legs off"

by MutteringDeath December 14, 2008